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Random Post #425: Superhero Films I Want To See
Before I even start, let me apologize for these atrocious titles. Really, they’re just…terrible. Feel free to suggest better ones.
  • It’s Always Sunny in 52—Best Bros Forever, Booster Gold (played by Bradley Cooper) and Blue Beetle (Ryan Gosling) take advantage of the disappearance of Batman and Superman by scamming on chicks—both metahuman, alien, and otherwise— at the hot bars in Metropolis and Gotham.  Booster’s methods for gettin’ the ladies most often rely on his fame in the future. This never tends to work, because even ladies who can time-travel would hesitate to believe that a guy like Booster could ever be likeable in any time period. There to nurse Booster (and his ego) through all the rejections, is the ever reliant wing-man (no pun intended) Blue Beetle.  Beetle often plays the role of the smart, sensitive buddy to Booster’s egotistical ladies’ man. The two together work together and overcome adversities ranging from feelings of inadequacy in comparison to other superheroes, to battling constant rejections from Fire and Ice at the prospect of a foursome. 
  • Men About Town—Steve and Thor just can’t seem to get anything right in this place they call New York City, circa 2012. For starters, Thor can’t seem to understand why this meddlesome contraption Middlegardians call a “microwave” only seems to heat his food on the outside, leaving the middle of his delicious, crusted food-pocket of pork meat and cheese as frozen as a frost giant’s backside! Meanwhile, Steve has just been introduced by Tony of the wonders of a thing called “the Internet.” Things go well at first, but then when Steve attempts to “Google” his name, his search for knowledge goes awry. Suddenly Steve has adopted an entire new and modern lexicon, complete with new and scary words such as “fan-fiction,” “‘ship,” and “raging member.” These two Avengers have been through it all: Nazis, vengeful demigod step-brothers, Super-Nazis, Destroyers. But can they survive the toughest challenge of all—the 21st century?!
(Sadly, Thor’s Tumblr fame leads him down a slippery slope, where he becomes a desperate attention whore on Stickam.)
  • Mr. Namor, I Do Believe You’re Trying to Seduce Me (UK title: The Sub-Graduate)— Namor, mutant prince of Atlantis (Zachary Quinto) is going to fuck your wife. No, no—you don’t have a say in the matter. It’s going to happen. Just accept it. That’s it. That’s the entire film. It’s just an hour and a half of Namor fucking everyone in the Marvel universe’s wives. 
(“Subtlety” is not a word Namor is familiar with. “Ridiculously small, ball-hugging speedo” is, however.)

So there you have it. Some of the superhero films I’d like to see. Inspired by riveting conversations with Jenny while bored at work at Southern Fried Comics. Boredom is the best inspiration, you guys.

— 1 month ago
#Film  #LOL  #Marvel Comics  #DC Comics  #Blue Beetle  #Booster Gold  #Thor  #Captain America  #Steve Rogers  #Namor  #Sub-Mariner 
gingerhaze:

HULK TIRED OF CATCH DUTY. AVENGERS NEED STOP FALLING OFF OF THINGS.

So I drew a ton of Avengers doodles in class tonight to keep myself sane. You’re probably gonna be seeing a lot of them.

gingerhaze:

HULK TIRED OF CATCH DUTY. AVENGERS NEED STOP FALLING OFF OF THINGS.

So I drew a ton of Avengers doodles in class tonight to keep myself sane. You’re probably gonna be seeing a lot of them.

— 1 month ago with 4927 notes
#GUESS WHAT I'M EXCITED ABOUT  #Avengers  #Hulk  #Iron Man  #Hawkeye  #Captain America  #Hulkeye  #comics  #art 
hayleyquinnn:

The Skull’s back to wreak havoc again? I did Nazi that comin’…
Red Skull, by ProfilesinHistory.

hayleyquinnn:

The Skull’s back to wreak havoc again? I did Nazi that comin’…

Red Skull, by ProfilesinHistory.

(Source: youngjusticer)

— 2 months ago with 135 notes
#comics  #Red Skull  #Hugo Weaving  #Captain America  #The First Avenger  #bad puns ftw 
gingerhaze:

What are you doing, Noelle

That’s it, you’re grounded from Avengers art for a WEEK. Find another outlet.

gingerhaze:

What are you doing, Noelle

That’s it, you’re grounded from Avengers art for a WEEK. Find another outlet.

— 2 months ago with 1620 notes
#Avengers  #Hawkeye  #Captain America  #Thor  #Loki  #comics  #art  #FASHUN 

captaindraws:

DAY 2-YOUR FAVORITE ANIMAL

Tony was sure I’d draw a Bald Eagle or a… a dog or something.

But really, do you know how long these guys kept me company?

(via effervescentexplosion)

— 2 months ago with 704 notes
#;ASDJFA  #this is the cutest  #captain america  #steve rogers  #marvel 

justinrampage:

From Iron Man to Kermit the Frog, artist Matthew Gallagher took a large group of his favorite pop culture icons and simplified them for your viewing pleasure.

Prints and iPhone cases are now on sale at Society6.

Pop Culture Icons by Matthew Gallagher (Society6) (Flickr) (Twitter)

— 4 months ago with 2936 notes
#comics  #Iron Man  #Captain America  #Venom  #Spider-MAn  #Kermit  #Muppets  #Marvel  #Film  #Art  #Illustration  #Design  #Society6  #Matthew Gallagher  #DesignoMatt