POW! I love putting video game things around my house and backyard. I don’t know why, but it just makes me smile throughout my day. I feel a little awkward shuffling around and putting 8bit food in my kitchen and hiding kirby’s in the bushes. Is this normal?
Here’s what PETA had to say about the new Super Mario 3D for 3DS.
When on a mission to rescue the princess, Mario has been known to use whatever means necessary to defeat his enemy — even wearing the skin of a raccoon dog to give him special powers.
Tanooki may be just a suit in the game, but in real life tanuki are raccoon dogs who are skinned alive for their fur. By wearing a Tanooki, Mario is sending the message that it is OK to wear fur.
Umm, where have they been since ‘88?
Shut up, PETA. No one likes you anyway.

Goddamnit PETA, stop trying to poop your all-vegan, organic, dolphin-safe turds all over everything that was good in my childhood.